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Jewish Mothers,
 Jewish Food, Jewish Guilt 

Jewish Mothers (Source Unknown)

What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
"Is ANYTHING all right?"

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
(Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark,  I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.

Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."  To which she replied: "Force yourself."

A man calls his mother in Florida.  "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with  food if you should call." 

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.  Details to follow"

Jewish Cuisine (Source Unknown)

5763  Year according to Jewish calendar
4700  Year according to Chinese calendar
1063  Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food