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Dating Oys and
Vays
• Personals - Actually Posted (Source Unknown)
Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday
morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for
eight days. Who knows? POB 43.
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul
with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together,
attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658
Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get.
Get it? I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. POB 72
Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur,
Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar
B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.
POB 43.
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan!
Write. POB 74
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar,
exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my
independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB
435.
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath
candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks
non-smoker.
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking
for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under
35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share
your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll
understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart,
independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female
companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also
OK. POB 77
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